EMF Toys, Hurt You Good!

EMF Toys are handcrafted in the USA, and no two will ever be exactly the same. We always use the finest exotic hardwoods for our creations, and we love when our customers challenge our creativity!

Take a look at the "Vanilla" creations that we are beginning to build in the Pictures area, at the bottom of the page. What can we make for you?

EMF Paddles

The EMF is a wonderful toy. It can be caressing, soft, and BITE like it's name. When it is "wrapped" around the bottoms upper thigh, it will snap at the end and leave lovely dental impressions. The handle is made from various types of wood.
The strap is 1/8" rubber that is 15"x4". There is also 1/4" rubber available as well. More thud.

Custom Hardwood Paddles

Our custom hardwood paddles are each unique works of art that Hurt You Good! Whether you want deep thuddy effects or a fiery sting from the gates of Hell... We will create that unique work of art that you will use and cherish for years to come.

Corian Paddles

Similar to the wooden dead blow paddles but made of Corian counter top material. Can even be placed the hotel ice bucket to add fun sensations to the impact!
Select the color you would like and we will do our best to ship that preference if it is available.

Some Of Our Toys

Latest Products

We Do Custom Designed Paddles As Well!

We communicate with you to ensure you get your ideal paddle.

About EMF Toys

EMF Toys are hand crafted in the USA. No two will ever be exactly the same. EMF Toys uses the finest exotic lumbers for their creations. Our customers challenge our creativity with requests that other paddle manufacturers have turned down. So whether you are new to the lifestyle after reading/watching 50 Shades of Grey or you have been into this for a long time.

  • We can ship globally
  • We love a new challenge
  • Contact us about your paddle needs

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